“I’m Huntin’ Reptilians” Tee

A classic Bella+Canvas unisex tee featuring a tongue-in-cheek scene: an old-school hunter squaring off with a reptilian in a suit under the text “I’m huntin’ reptilians.” It’s absurd, slightly dark, and just serious enough to make people wonder if you know something they don’t, while still clearly living in the realm of cartoon fiction.

Why You’ll Love It

• Clever, satirical design: A vintage-style cartoon hunter and a startled reptoid, capturing the spirit of conspiracy folklore without taking aim at real people.

• Comfort you’ll actually wear: Made with Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton for a smooth, lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²) that works in every season.

• Modern unisex fit: Retail-fit crew neck that looks sharp on its own or layered—equally good for casual days, lectures, or late-night theory discussions.

• Made to hold its shape: Ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders, and dual side seams help the shirt keep structure through repeated wear and washes.

• Responsible production: Bella+Canvas operates under humane, no-sweat-shop standards and is Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified.

• Tagless-friendly: Tear-away label to reduce irritation at the neck.

Fabric & Blends 🧵

• Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton

• Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Care 🧺

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on the print

Fit Notes 👚👕

Unisex retail fit that runs true to size.

• Choose your regular size for a standard, clean look.

• Size up if you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit.

Shipping 🚚

• Average production time: 2–5 business days

• U.S. shipping typically arrives within 3–7 business days after production

• Fulfilled and shipped by a professional print partner from the USA or closest available facility

Made-to-Order Policy 📌

Each shirt is printed to order for wolfgangroseworth.com. Because of this, returns or exchanges are only accepted if an item arrives damaged or defective.

If there’s an issue with your order, please contact us within 14 days of delivery using the contact options provided on wolfgangroseworth.com so we can assist you.

Friendly Note 😀

Colors may vary slightly between what you see on your screen and the physical shirt, and heather/blend fabrics have a naturally softer, more textured appearance. If a size or color is missing from the dropdown, it’s temporarily out of stock and may be restocked in the future.

Sizes 📏

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50